Assignment: Write a letter to God.
Student: Miss? Is God going to write back?
The most hardcore handshake of all time.
Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word
Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?
People are idiots, Leslie.
I just wrote a worksheet called “The Synonym Challenge.”
This is my contribution to society.