Anonymous said: How far would you go on a first date;)
all the way to the church to introduce you to our lord and savior jesus christ
On this day, three years ago, Donna and Tom introduced the world to “Treat Yo Self Day.”
Life has never been the same.
My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight
finally I asked why he was so scared
and he said he was scared of drinking coffee
3yo: “The Doctor said that I don’t have to brush my teeth because it’s too boring.”
Assignment: Write a letter to God.
Student: Miss? Is God going to write back?
The most hardcore handshake of all time.
Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word