Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?
People are idiots, Leslie.
I just wrote a worksheet called “The Synonym Challenge.”
This is my contribution to society.
"Oops, Student A forgot his synonym strip."
Student B: "STUDENT A! YOU FORGOT YOUR CINNAMON STICK!"
raging headache. i am so exhausted.
Happy 4th of July! Celebrate with the best scene of any superhero movie ever made.
In class, literally less than an hour after we explained the Fourth of July, I asked again, “What are we celebrating this weekend?”
"Um, well, yes, we celebrate God all the time. I’ll give you a hint to what we’re doing this weekend, though. It’s something’s birthday…"
"Not quite, his birthday is in December…"