Collect books, even if you don’t plan on reading them right away. Nothing is more important than an unread library.

Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?
People are idiots, Leslie.

(Source: corymonteith)

sezja:

gotothemattresses:

thefrogman:

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

sezja:

gotothemattresses:

thefrogman:

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

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5slicesofpepperonipizza:

greenhouseghosts:

boujiebabe:

I LOVE MINIATURES

TINY FOOD TINY FOOD TINY FOOD TINY FOOD

TINY FOOD FANDOM

(Source: 3handsproject)

We, the women and men of the Church are in the middle of a love story. Every one of us, is a ring in this love chain. If we don’t understand this, we haven’t yet understood what the Church is about.

I just wrote a worksheet called “The Synonym Challenge.” 

This is my contribution to society. 

SWBAT pronounce “synonym.”

"Oops, Student A forgot his synonym strip."

Student B: "STUDENT A! YOU FORGOT YOUR CINNAMON STICK!"

(Source: deadpresidents)

raging headache. i am so exhausted.

nointerrruption:

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

(Source: okaywork)

(Source: iraffiruse)

frimpongthebeast:

poor old man

frimpongthebeast:

poor old man

The reason why God is such a great Lover of humility is that He is a great Lover of truth. Humility is in fact truth, while pride is nothing but lying.

Happy 4th of July! Celebrate with the best scene of any superhero movie ever made.

AMERICA.

(Source: bestoriginalscore)

When in doubt, “Jesus” is almost always the answer.

In class, literally less than an hour after we explained the Fourth of July, I asked again, “What are we celebrating this weekend?”

"God!"

"Um, well, yes, we celebrate God all the time. I’ll give you a hint to what we’re doing this weekend, though. It’s something’s birthday…"

"JESUS!"

"Not quite, his birthday is in December…"

"Mary!"

"…"

"Joseph!"

"…"

"St. Adalbert?"

#CatholicSchoolproblems