Anonymous said: How far would you go on a first date;)

exhusbands:

all the way to the church to introduce you to our lord and savior jesus christ

nbcparksandrec:

On this day, three years ago, Donna and Tom introduced the world to “Treat Yo Self Day.”

Life has never been the same.

omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

baracknobama:

im not crying theres just a bit of homework in my eye

(Source: baracknobama)

reasonsmysoniscrying:

3yo: “The Doctor said that I don’t have to brush my teeth because it’s too boring.”

(Source: outofcontextarthur)

Assignment: Write a letter to God.

Student: Miss? Is God going to write back?

lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

catsbeaversandducks:

Oliver the Dog and Arashi the Cat: the cutest best friends ever!

Photos by ©izumiechan - Via BuzzFeed

We would be a lot happier if we would take this line to heart: Life is hard. It’s just that simple. Somewhere along the line, most of us bought into the lie that tells us life is supposed to be easy… I suppose at times we need to be reminded that Jesus invited us to pick up our crosses, not our beach chairs.

wishuponastardis:

Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word

blackbanshee:

schmorgyborgy:

I put my cat in a sweater

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oh. my. GOD.

whitebeltwriter:

relahvant:

best-of-memes:

this man won the internet

this guy is my hero

always reblog

Collect books, even if you don’t plan on reading them right away. Nothing is more important than an unread library.